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Intelligent Husband Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband - Where are you going ?
Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife - Now where are you going ?
Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
Wife - And what about the kids ?
Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
Clothes unpacked.

 

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When your wife says...
''Correct me if I am wrong''
Just Smile & Agree.
Dont start correcting
It's a trap...

 

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Wife - Where R U ?
Husband - I'm At the "Bank"
Wife - Wow...that's good !! I need 20,000, for a new Cell Phone, 5,000 for a new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for a new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics !!
Husband - Sorry , I mean,
I am at the Blood bank...
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"

 

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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..

 

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to my parents house.
And then the fight started....

 

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What is the difference between welding and wedding
In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, , whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever

 

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Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World
Looking bewildered she replied
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You want Both !!!??

 

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What's Marriage?
Answer : MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

 

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

 

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Wife: "Darling Let's Enjoy our Saturday and Sunday"!
Husband: "Good Idea!, Let's meet on Monday..

 

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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "

 

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A husband takes photograph of his wife and then declares himself to be a "WILD-LIFE" PHOTOGRAPHER !!

 

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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!

 

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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later

 

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Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife"

 

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Ad on OLX:

"For Sale Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake

 

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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya..
Wife:"kaun thi wo ??
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!

 

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Husband: I need space...
Wife: Join NASA..

 

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A mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 Years. But a girls make him "Mental" in 20 Minutes.

 

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Today I saw myself in the TV When i switched off.

 

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