*WOMEN NEVER LIE*
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents that,
" I will keep your daughter very happy for life time "
Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents....??????
No..... because women don't lieRating
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army..
Interviewer : We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack,
acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct..!!
do you think you are eligible..??
Man : Sir.... Can my wife apply..Rating
Baccha ~ Papa Mard Kisse Kehte Hai ?
Papa ~ Uss Powerful Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Hukoomat Karta Hai ..
Baccha ~ Me Bhee Badaa Hokkar Mummy Ki Tarrah Mard Banunga ..RatingWhen a Woman Says "WHAT" its not because she don't hear you, she's giving chance to change what you said.RatingA couple were travelling on a flight
Air hostess approaches the man & asks : Sir, would u like an upgrade
He replied : Oh yes please
Turned to his wife & said :
"उठ जा, बैठने दे उसको"RatingLady 1 asked to other lady who is your favorite actor...?
She answered : my husband
As Whenever I ask him for diamonds, candle light dinners, vacations..
He starts acting..RatingWhat is Checkmate ?
You tell your Wife,
"I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you"
Wife asks,
"WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL..??"
You can't say 'NO'
You can't say 'YES'
That is Checkmate.!Rating
Wife - I'm already 58, yet, one of your friend still praises and finds me attractive...
😏 Husband - Surely must be that Usman bhai!!!
😳 Wife - Exactly... But how did you judge so correctly???
😏 Husband - He is the only friend who is a scrap dealer...Rating
A genie appeared in the dream of a woman.
"Whatever you want, just ask " it said.
"My husband's eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."
"And then ..?"
"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."
"And then?"
"He should never sleep without me by his side."
"And then ..?"
"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."
"And then ..?"
"He should not go anywhere without me."
"And then ..?"
"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."
"And then ..?"
"That's it."
And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into a IPhone 6s Plus!Rating
Every time Before removing make up...
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Inner soul of every woman asks herself twice...
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"Are you sure you want to restore factory Settings.?"RatingMade for each other
Relationship is easy when spouses know each other. There are two examples:
1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, Dear there was a drinking competition after the meeting today.His wife spontaneously asks, Who's got the second position?
2) A wife tells her husband, Dear there was a letter to you. It's written on the envelope, Private and confidential.
The husband casually asks, What was written inside?"
Great understanding of each otherRatingAn Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.(Wives)
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
Disclaimer:
Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..RatingNever approach..
- A bull from front
- A donkey from behind &
- An angry wife from any direction.!!RatingA man whatapps his wife., and asked,
"Honey, if you see me on the street holding another woman, what will you do?"
The wife smiled and answered,
"I will close one eye and open one eye."
The husband said, "wow honey, I never knew you are so sporting ".
Later his wife send this picture to him.RatingDoctor: Have you ever struggled pneumonia in your life before.
Patient: Yes Doctor once I have.
Doctor: When
Patient: In school when the teacher asked its spelling.
RatingTeacher: Johnny, please use the words letter carrier in a sentence.
Johnny: Yes, ma'am. 'My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.RatingThree reasons to give Exams
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores youRatingThe most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say wind up your papersRatingTeacher:tell me ur name in english?
Stdnt:after 2 min Long Life Oven
Teacher:iska kia matlb hai?
Stdnt:Umer Daraz BhattiRatingTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
One Student: Because George One Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand.Rating
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