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I want to be a Millionaire

Boy:
I want to be a millionaire.
Just like my dad !

Girl:
Wow, your dad's a
millionaire ?

Boy:
No, but he always wanted
to be .

 

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Education spoils our commonsense?
Universal TRUTH we learnt
sun rises in the east
Fact:-
sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates
Moral
Education spoils our commonsense

 

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Teacher fell asleep in class

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy:
Teacher are you sleeping in class?

Teacher:
No I am not sleeping in class.

Little boy:
What were you doing sir ?

Teacher:
I was talking to God.

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him

Teacher:
young man, you are sleeping in my class.

Little boy:
No not me sir, I am not sleeping.

Angry teacher:
What were you doing.??

Little boy:
I was talking to God.

Angry teacher:
What did He say??

Little boy:
God said He never spoke to you yesterday

 

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why hairs are white

KID :- Why some of ur hair are
white dad ?

DAD : Every time a son make his dad
unhappy ,
one of his father's hair turns white ..

KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's hairs are all white

 

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Invalid Argument

MOM ALWAYS SAID

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees

Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.

Therefore your argument is
invalid

 

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Class Room is Like a Train
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.
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .

Nxt Two Benches r General coach
.
.
Then
.
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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.
.
Bcz Its. 'SLEEPER COACH' :P :D

 

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Boys Always Remain FaitfullLatest Research:
.
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Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!

But,

Which Girlfriend??
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.
.
.
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

 

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Resting tigers
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?

2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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.
.
Fast Food.

 

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You are a housewife
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

I'll grant you your fondest wish, the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said, I want a spectacular job a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.

Poof!said the genie. You are a housewife.

 

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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone

 

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My SCIENCE book says & i agree..
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'CELL' is the basic, fundamental unit of life.. :-D :-P

 

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Funny but true fact.
Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
.
.
u cannot touch each other's mobile..!

 

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

 

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Define A woman .
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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.
but she won't sit
Because shes getting late:

 

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Tech Joke
All Samsung Officials Are Withdrawing Their Children From School,
As The First Thing
Children Are Being Taught Is ___
.
.
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A for Apple?

 

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Single students all Subjects
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

 

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Why only boys

When a Guy does Something
Wrong
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident I didn't
mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

 

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Call summary

Boy to boy!
00:00:59

Boy to mom!
00:00:50

Boy to dad!
00:00:30

Boy to girl!
01:23:59

Girl to girl!
05:29:59

Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding =)) =D

 

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Help Desk

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user

Help-desk : double click on 'My Computer'.
Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on 'My Computer' on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

 

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Need Accountant
Saw an ad in the newspaper : Need Accountant, 15000Rs 20000Rs.
So I called and told them the answer is -5000Rs

 

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