I Am So Famous
I Am So Famous .
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When I Go To The Mall.
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The Door Opens Itself.Rating
Always The Same Question
Funny But Most True Fact:
When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,
They Ask Each Other The Same Question,
So, Which Platform Are You Working On?Rating
When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He's Wearing An Earring. When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Friend: Ever Since My Wife Found It In My CarRating
What Is Mutual Exclusion ?
It Means You Skip Some Topics When You Study
And
The Person Who Sets The Paper, Skips The Topics Which You Have Studied.Rating
Definitely Needs A Salary Increase
Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me
Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?
Pappu: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas CompanyRatingLines Said To Google
Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start GuessingRatingThe Day Most Hated By Fish
Question: Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?
Answer: 'Fry Day'RatingCool Message
A Cool Message From Wife.
Dear Mother-In-Law,
Don't Teach Me How To Handle My Children.
I Am Living With One Of Yours And He Really Needs A Lot Of Improvement.RatingDifferences Between Me And My Parents
When My Parents Are Asleep.
Me: Shh They Are Sleeping.
When I'm Asleep,
Parents: He Is Sleeping, Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours.RatingCould You Give Me Your Mail Id?
A Teenage Girl Was Chatting On Facebook.
Stranger: Hey Pretty! Could You Give Me Your Mail Id?
Girl: Oh Sure, Its IHaveABoyfriend_andiLoveHimAlot@GetLost.Com
Stranger: And Mine Is IamYourFather_andYouAreDead@MeetMeNow.ComRating
Can't Afford Both
Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:
Dear Dad,
I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Can't Afford Both.
Regards,
Your Lovey Son-In-LawRatingRichman's Problem, Alwas
Doctor To A Rich Man: Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?
Rich Man: Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported OneRating
New Formula To Propose a Girl
Boy: You Look Like My Wife
Girl (Surprisingly): Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife's Name?
Boy: I Am Not Yet MarriedRatingPure Business
Dad: I Want You To Marry A Girl Of My Choice.
Son: 'No'
Dad: But The Girl Is Bill Gates Daughter.
Son: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To Bill Gates
Dad: I Want Your Daughter To Marry My Son.
Bill Gates: 'No'
Dad: My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.
Bill Gates: 'Then Ok'
Dad Goes To The President Of The World Bank.
Dad: Appoint My Son As The Ceo Of Your Bank.
President: 'No!'
Dad: He Is The Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.
President: 'Then Ok!'
This Is Called Pure Business.RatingAll About Money
A Boy On Date In BMW Car.
Boy: I Hid Something Form You.
Girlfriend: What?
Boy: I'm Already Married & Have Two Child.
Girlfriend: Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.RatingMy Brave Childhood History
My Brave Childhood History.
I Kicked Lion's Face,
I Pulled Tiger's Tail,
I Broke Cheeta's Leg,
I Threw Elephants,
Then The Toy Shop Owner Kicked Me Out.RatingBe Careful If You Are Driving First Time
A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: Be Careful Love, It's Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway
She Replies: Someone? These Idiots Are In HundredsRatingMrs Rani
Dr: Mrs Rani, Good News For You
Girl: What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani
Dr: Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad NewsRatingBest Way To Impress a Girl
Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?
Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The GymRatingDevice That Converts Thoughts Into Speech
Ever Heard About The Device That Converts Your Precious Thoughts Into Speech?
It Is Called Wine (Sharaab) .Rating
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