Computer Chat
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101Rating
The Honest Lawyer
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.RatingEngineering in Hell
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"Rating
Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, You're beautiful! and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said You're cute! Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of beautiful it was cute. She said What happened to beautiful ? His reply was The drugs are wearing off!Rating
Our Hindu Gods
Hindu Gods .
Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter
Yama: Deleter
Apsara & Rambha: Virus
Ganapati: Anti virus
Hanuman: E-Mail
Chitragupta: Hard Disc
Saraswati: Internet explorer
Parvati: Mother Board
Lakshmi: ATMRating
I Kissed Your Mom Last Night
In A Bar 1 Guy Says To Another: I Kissed Your Mom Last Night
Whole Bar Was Waiting For The Other Guy's Response.
He Laughs And Says: Lets Go Home Dad, You Are Drunk NowRatingWhich Of The Two Travels Faster?
Teacher: Which Of The Two Travels Faster, Heat Or Cold?
Student: 'Heat'
Teacher: What Makes You Think That?
Student: Because We Catch ColdRating
You Are Handsome
Girl To Other Girl: You Are So Beautiful
Other Girl: Thank You Are Beautiful Too
Now
Boy To Another Boy: Hi, You Are Handsome
Other Boy: Gay SaalaRatingHow To Teach Dance In Just 5 Sec?
How To Teach A Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?
Simple The Best Answer Given By Pappu
Throw A Cockroach On Her.Rating
B-Silent Please
A Man Traveling First Time In Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing, He Shouted: Bombay-Bombay
Air Hostess: B-Silent Please
Man Said: Ombay OmbayRatingWanted Wife?
An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: Wanted Wife
Two Girls Like It.And 10,000 Men Commented: Please Take OursRatingDual Heart Attack Message By A Girl
1st Message: 'Let's Breakup Now, Its All Over
2nd Message: Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For YouRatingI Am So Famous
I Am So Famous .
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When I Go To The Mall.
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The Door Opens Itself.RatingAlways The Same Question
Funny But Most True Fact:
When Two Beggars Meet Or Two Software Engineers Meet,
They Ask Each Other The Same Question,
So, Which Platform Are You Working On?RatingWhen Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Man Meets His Friend & Notices He's Wearing An Earring. When Did You Start Wearing Earnings?
Friend: Ever Since My Wife Found It In My CarRatingWhat Is Mutual Exclusion ?
It Means You Skip Some Topics When You Study
And
The Person Who Sets The Paper, Skips The Topics Which You Have Studied.RatingDefinitely Needs A Salary Increase
Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me
Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?
Pappu: The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas CompanyRatingLines Said To Google
Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence Before You Start GuessingRatingThe Day Most Hated By Fish
Question: Which Day Of The Week Is Most Hated By Fish?
Answer: 'Fry Day'RatingCool Message
A Cool Message From Wife.
Dear Mother-In-Law,
Don't Teach Me How To Handle My Children.
I Am Living With One Of Yours And He Really Needs A Lot Of Improvement.Rating
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