My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. Abhay
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are. Aaron McGruder
Imagination is more important than knowledge... Albert Einstein
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. John Stuart Mill
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. John Maynard Keynes
History is more or less bunk. Henry Ford
People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom. Peter Ustinov
If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around. Christina Stead
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. H. L. Mencken
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions. Randy K. Milholland
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. Eddie Cantor
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Laurence J. Peter
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Unknown
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. Unknown
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. Carl Jung
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. TL. M. Boyd
In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right. Ellen Goodman
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.Marie Curie
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